PSA IDOL V2

i am back with more story
of the PSA Idol Glory
some are sad but mostly happy
some are true but mostly silly

now leng chai amar is always top
same 8.05 erl we always hop
but ai...~ he never notice me, sob ~
maybe next time i can give him a nod

beckam, he 'ciao' home oledi
cannot see his hair style, so soli
Day, u should have mali
he shave his head oh, like guli

old ones go, new one come here
martin? aiya he is still there
still a bit round and fair
he and wilda still spliting hairs?

This week a new one came
From behind look yau ying
he got long shinny mane
but see in front, like hui kun ying ( aiseh)

there is also one i overlook
cause' he is quiet like a book
but he memang got good looks
maybe can catch him with my hooks (yes)

PSA girls still stayin' beautiful
hot and sexy, overall wonderful
can spend whole day starring at them like a fool
u will fall for them if u are not careful

Mmm, why at pamb there is no happening
sometimes being there is so boring
is it policy leng chai no hiring?
if not all starring no working?

Jelly House madness

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How many women it takes to co0k a dish?
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Long holiday coming soon
jelly organize cooking at noon
she has everything from knife to spoon
says, its easy even for baboons


preparation started since last nite
pork, chicken, but no fish rite?
kangkungs, long beans, wat a sight
enough for everyone no need fight (ah)


plan plan plan wats missing?
aiya dont care, last minute shopping
women shopping, time go flying
soon noon goes, eve coming


reach jelly's flat, apron piggy hog
open fridge, meat hard like log
throw out can kill couple of dogs
jelly almost crazy, wanna mogok


ok ok, calm down jelly
soak in water la silly
its late cannot dilly dally
look at the sotong a bit sickly


4 people sound like 20
everyone in a crazed frenzy
chop,clean, cook like crazy
cause dinner planned at 7.30


ah! no need fear
at last help is here
one like stick, one like bear
who cares, just help, wash, pluck and tear


at last,dinner serve at eight
piggy starved until dead
wat to do, dumpling still have to wait
aiyaya, but all others are ready to eat


after eternity, can put food on platter
it has never taster better
fruits of my labor always is sweeter
so wat? i just get fatter (lo)


leftover can feed a population
wat to do, over estimation
but jelly got a good solution
a game of snap, eating is punishment


it was so much fun playing
piggy winning but no cheating
guys keep loosing, so keep eating
long beans pile up, jelly counting


eat 1 long bean, no big deal
unlike others who end up with a meal (haha)
time to 'chow', get behind the wheel
leave jelly home with a happy feel


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Answer
5. One to clean, one to chop, one to cook
and the other 2 to give tips on how they
cook it
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My First Blog

Yes, yes, I have finally typed my very first blog. That is after Piggy kept persuading me to do so. Ok, that’s all for now. Not in the mood to blog. To be continue….

AMAZING RACE IN MALAYSIA

Ever wonder why there is no amazing race in Malaysia? I always joked to my friend that i wanted to join the Amazing Race on TV...........but i have been reminded that amazing race happens all the time in Malaysia. That is why we dont need TV documentaries to show us what amazing race looks like. A good example is the Genting Amazing Race that i encounter, come to think about it, everytime i go vacation also encounter amazing race........maybe i shouldn't pray so hard for Amazing Race Last time. Regretted ah..........let share what kind of amazing race we can see in Malaysia.

TOTO, Magnum, 3D
This is seasonal amazing race. Usually Mondays, Wednesday or watever day there is betting. Operation hours are actually 10am - 7.00pm. All throughout the day, usually is 'swat fly' but when come 6.30pm...........hoho suddenly u see amazing race. People black, white, tall, short, rich, poor will suddenly come and place bets. You can see cars stopping in the middle of the road, and the the guy just hop off to buy TOTO. Creativity is really needed.Bets closes at 7pm and here are a million people queeing. You might stand a chance to get even more than 1 million. U must have iron will and calm personality. If not u might get the urge to "lau sai' if u see the time is 6.59pm and there are 10 people in front of u. More shok that the TV Amazing Race.
Difficulty Level = Medium
Players = Over 18, likes to dream to be billionaire but earning cleaner salary, ah peks and housewifes
Reward = can be from RM2 to billions depending on luck and what kind of underwear u are wearing when u bet
ERL Mad Rush
I always wonder why those that work in cyber take big back packs like going back packing. After riding it for a few times i know why. Most of us rush for the 6.05pm ERL. Feeder bus rrives at 5.40pm and reaches station at 6.00pm. Before u reach the boarding place, u have to :-
1. get down from bus
2. run to erl counter and buy ticket
3. get through the gate
4. run down the steps
5. press the erl door button
To accomplish this, u need to do the below:-
a. Never stand at the back of the bus, always insists to stand next to the driver. U can also hang at the steps. This is to decrease the time that u need to get down and run to the station counter. This is important as there are no windows you can jump out from. Only exit is through the door.

b. OK NOW RUN FAST FAST to the ticket counter. U didnt put on your Air Jordan Nike shoes is it? I didnt tell u in Step a. ? ok ok, put on nike shoes and head band on head ( to advoid hair obstructing view)..It would be advantagous if u are ex-100m sprinter, holder of M'sian record/Commonwealth Record/ Olympic Record.

c. After making it to the counter, u might be out of breath, but tell ticketer u need ticket to KL Sentral ASAP. Now i dunno why, but ticketer always work in slow motion, machine is slow, printing receipt is slow. Like the maybe the gravity behind counter is more. Its a physic thing i cannot explain.

d. Got your ticket? OK now move to gate. Gate is not the rolling type, its the 'two wing type that flaps open and close. Now, this door must be 100 years old, U cannot put your card immediately after the next person. It will get angry and delay your time even more. U have to wait for the sign. When it says ' welcome', then insert ur card gently. It will flap open.Caution to skinny people, it cannot scan them when they pass through. so it will remain open even after the person has gone through, boarded the train and reach KL Sentral. In situations like this, perform 'Wong Fei Hung' invinsible kick. Not kick the machine. SIOW AH!! Kick the space between it. It will read and close accordingly. Dunno it work for skinny people or not but works for piggy........piggy got big leg? hm.......ok to be safe , if u are skinny do NOT stand in front
of skinny people.

e. If u are sucessful then u will see stair 1/2 the lenght of Batu Caves. Start running down because the train is leaving in 30 seconds. If u have stuntman experiance, climb trees in your childhood, have climb kinabalu and Tahan, u can start climbing down on the rails, If u have work for Jacky Chan, u can straight jump down

f. So if u pass the steps, u should be in the train by now, looking at people still running down the stairs. If u didnt make it, u can start warming down. Take deep deep breath 3 times, and wait for the next train.
Difficulty Level = High
Players = Programmers that go to gym often
Reward = Can reach home in time for 7pm Chinese show
DISCOUNT RUSH
Nowadays big places like Carrefour, Jaya Jusco always have 1 hour mad discount. Jusco still ok. Place is small but Carrefour....................... now tht is amazing race. When u pass by the durians, its RM10 per packet. U were thinking ' damn expensive' and u continue shopping. After 10 aisle away u heard annoucement, 'DURIAN DURIAN RM1 per packet' GOD.......!!! Now u have to rush back to aisle 1 with your trolley full of veges, dead fish, sanitary pads, sardin can food, maggi mee, pringles...etc etc. It s a lot heavier but still u made for the mad rush....GO GO GO...........zoom ur cart goes...sardin can fall off......aiya, to pick up or not.......? ok ignore, zoom faster....aisle 3.....sanitary pad fall off...........eeeya...durian more important........zoom faster, reach durian.......and find there are 30 carts around it. U can only smell the taste but cannot get it.......too bad, next time remember to bring your roller blades along.
Difficulty = Easy
Players = Shoppers who like super discounts
Reward = You have to pay for it even if you got it.....HEY its super discount not FREE ?!
RAIN RUSH
Do you wonder why everyone always rush home when it rains.............Is it a Malaysian thing to rush home when rain? Do the cars melt in rain? Piggy never knew until this day why when it rains it jams........Road gonna melt? Human's gonna melt? Have clasifiy this under X-Files until further investigation
Difficulty = Medium
Player = Kiasu people
Reward = You get wet look for free

PSA IDOL

let me tell u a story
of the PSA idol glory
u will fall in love with them madly
i am telling you seriously

first is 'leng chai' amar
who drives the gal ohh and ahh
too bad he sit soo far
but in my heart he is the star
Next is beckam look alike
who styles his hair in spikes
must have 'gel' with all his might
the hair can stand from morn to nite

there is also selina ling
who's body send guys salivating
sweet face always smilling
but she got boyfriend lio, no kau-ing

but hey, still got sophia ma
her boobs will drive guys ga~ga
deep clevage, is it wonder bra?
one look will give u coma

Martin boy, wilda hate
acting 'chuen' like bill gates
but its a fine line between love and hate
later they might end up as mates (ha ha ha)

'gwai lo' still got some
indians even more
'leng chai' besides amar no more
Thats why at PSA veli bored.......

Genting Amazing Race

i wonder how
i wonder why
all my trips are like amazing race
and all that i can hope is just another normal trip(sing according to lemon tree)
yeap, yesterday piggy, jelly fish and dino went to watch the VIENNA CHOIR BOYS...now who is jelly fish? its gonna be our new member in this blog.............maybe she got a lot of things she want to complaint too. Any how all contributors are welcomed to complain about life here.
ok focus....we will talk about jelly fish when she joins us.

where was I? oh yes....over the weekend, jelly fish invited me and dino to go genting for a vienna boys choir concert. Everything was well planned, tickets bought, accomodation booked, piggy even reschedule dr appointment so piggy can make it to the 11.00am bus. Chronology of events is as follows ( from the eyes of piggy)
Saturday (30/10/2004)
6.30am-> woke up ( ok thats a lie.............so.. rolling over the bed, but neigbour's kid are going out, so woke me up a bit) 7.00am-> officially woke up, brush teeth, bath, cook hotdogs for jelly fish. EH how many hotdogs is enough? Dino is on diet, and jelly fish is thin like ....um......jelly ....fish? maybe 2 per person? yeah make it 2 .
7.45am -> all packed, woke up house mate to look after the cooling hotdogs.........zoom out of the house for dr appointment.
10.55am -> oh ho....manage to reach KL Sentral in time, despite running 1/2 way around KL, reach the meeting plc BUT, no one is around? ALAMAK where is jelly? she is the queen of puntuallity, dino is plowing the way here, the bus is here.......but where is JELLY?
11.00am-> still no sign of jelly, but dino is here all gear up to go. Look at her bag........she bought the whole house, tons of food.......yum yum.. 11.01am-> ok start beggin' driver to wait for jelly, floating the way here via LRT..........
11.05am-> WOW, how come jelly still not here? from where she took the LRT? Kelana Jaya? piggy a bit agigated.
11.10am-> YO, saw jelly running down the bus lane at last........run jelly, run......and SHE MADE IT :) wat a relief, we almost change to plan B. Plan B is Dino lying on the road to bar the bus from moving until jelly come....touching leh, we go to all sort of length to help friends. GENTING HERE WE COME!!
12.30pm-> WE are here, after the scary skyway ride, piggy tail almost fall off, it is sooo scary!!
Suprisingly, there are not much pprl to piggy's delight, no pprl means no queeing for toilet, food, entertainment, check in...........yeah.....
2.00pm-> checked in First world....WAT only 2 beds? who is sleepin on the floor? dino had the brilliant idea of joinin the 2 bed to make super king size bed...and we stuff jelly in the middle. NOW we are not cruel or anything, but with me and dino's superweight we would have spilt the bed if we sleep in the middle. KA KA KA....anyway, we dont have nice view either, our room window is facing other room's window....oh yuck.
3.00pm-> rolling on the bed time, there is nothing more enjoyable then to messed up the bed, while eating hotdogs with bread. THERE are tons of food!!! we can feed an army! so eat, roll on bed, watch TV, eat some more, roll on bed, watch TV....of course dino also 'kap chai' in CLEO magazine after unsucessfully finding better things to 'kap' on the windows opposite us.
4.00pm->Time to go clubbin at 1st world....main reason is we are hungry. time to look for food. got a call from sis too, his bf works in genting......do u know piggy has never seen the bf before, and they have been going out for 2 years.....? hm...why ar...?
8.00pm->after filling our bellies, we went to buy tickets for shark tale, it cost RM11.00 per ticket. not bad wo......considering its mid nite show.....
9.00pm-> going to casino to kill time. Piggy sis says bf is jaga-ing the roullete table, heh heh heh...time to check out future bro-in-law.....1st table nope, 2nd table nope, 3rd table nope............................n table, nope, nope nope nope... MY GOD there got to be 100s of roullete table, WHY do genting have soo many roullete table? after seaching 2-3 hours, piggy give up. Resolve to see the guy on my sis wedding day.
11.00pm-> shark tale...........that's a good movie by the way....go watch

Sunday (31/10/2004)
11.00am -> woke up................HEY u tot piggy woke up at 9.00am and go venturing into the theme park? piggy wish but, dino say she no voice shout and jelly scared, she only want to ride the teacup, she even refuses to ride the flying elephant that piggy likes............ai~~ so its salmon breakfast and checking out.
12.00pm ->dump luggage at hotel and send jelly to meet jelly friend, then its off to video arcade for piggy and dino to play photo hunt....its fun but after 10 rounds, eyes juling oledi and start comparing everything on the spot....is the guys right eye bigger than the left one? etc etc
2.30pm-> MCD lunch. ai~~~ wanted to eat 'ah yat abalone' but wat to do leh, didnt win anyting at the casino so eat fillet~o~fish lo, same from the sea wat!
2.45pm-> OH MY GOD saw a leng chai behind us, start drolling on the french fries.....HEY But there is a woman beside him........dont look old enough to be the mum so must be the gf......huff and puff, why ler all the leng chai oledi got pak to one!!!!
3.10pm-> concert..........superb by the way, except for lousy micophones.......it was fun
5.00pm-> What still not finish singing? aiya, bus is on 6.30pm....after quick discussion decide to beg help from jelly friend who came with the wife and kid to listen to the concert.... a stroke of good luck?
5.05pm-> friend agree to fetch us to the skyway to catch to bus, so ok...we sit until the end ..........
5.30pm-> concert finish, meet up with friend. jelly friend say car park at genting car park.......OH OH...our luggage is still at First world.. ask jelly friend to drive his car and meet us at first world lobby
5.45pm-> check luggage out, AH, still got time to go toilet too. Mad rush to the entrance, SAW Jelly friend waiting............holding the baby pram? OH NO..............where is the car? we cant be goin to the skyway in a pram? miscommunication? OH NO, jelly friend intend to bring us back to his car at the genting carpark.......piggy feel like *#%$%()*! if piggy can still talk after the mad rush throught tons of people and escalater run back up to genting hotel....
6.00pm-> jelly friend ask to wait while he bring the car out............
6.05pm-> start sneezing, dino start shivering, jelly feelin 'pai seh'
6.10pm-> talk about the weather and possibility of making it
6.15pm-> wow where is the damn car? patience wo...ok ok
6.20pm-> ok........did his car fall down the ravine?
6.22pm-> new theory, his car is park in CHINA?
6.23pm-> Dont tell me he dont know where he parked his car?
6.30pm-> yeap confirm.................he forgot his car....oh great............now we wont make it even if we parachute down..........but try not to say too much bc jelly is feelin a bit pai seh and no point start cursing and blamin cause it wont make jelly friend find his car.
7.30pm-> yeap he found his car, now the mother is tired and the baby is hungry........have to fetch them too. did i mention there is a baby seat inside the car too? and DID I mention his car got break and engine problem? it just goes off at difficult slopes........and to top it off, it started raining heavily....... WONDER FUL
8.00pm-> Manage to manuvere to Gohtong Jaya, after stopping 1/2 way to feed the baby, the poor thing. Then we realise, jelly friend dont know the way to skyway......WA HAHAHA............this news doesnt even suprise piggy anymore, not even a raised eyebrow.....nothing will fazed piggy, nothing will suprise piggy anymore.
8.15pm-> manage to find a friend that knows the way, and arrive safely at the station. Nothing could go wrong rite? WRONG!!! all the stations are closed and DINO is throwing up bc of the roller coaster ride. The only remaining counter that is open--tickets are all sold out. PIGGY feel like laughin like a maniac.
9.00pm-> OK, emergency meeting........what are our options? stay overnite? EL tomolo? call in late? last skyway trip 11.00pm........wa hahaha. so we have to go back to Genting.
what an irony, to went to all the trouble and end up at the starting point.....nerves are breaking.
10.00pm-> cut the story short, manage to hop into the 10pm bus back.............NOW that is good news. the best so far in this trip that is going down hill every minute........
11.00pm-> oH yeah made it safely to titiwangsa station safe and sound...............and its work again on monday and piggy wows she has enough of amazing races.